WHAT We Do

 

Scour the web for valid information, wild and woolly yarns, erotic escapades, useful reviews, and top of the line products—so you don’t have to. It’s all here in one place, JUST FOR YOU.

People

People come in all shapes and sizes. We respect them all, both as individuals and members of a group. Regardless of wants, needs and desires, we do are best to serve each and every person who chooses to visit XXXotics.com with dignity, respect, and last but not least, fairness.

 

For that reason, we don’t engage in business practices that are deceptive, manipulative, exploitative or unduly intrusive.

Dialogue

While we realize that we are unable and won’t be given the opportunity to speak with each and everyone of our customers / visitors on a one-to-one basis, we would like to keep the door open if anyone wishes to reach out. Therefore, never hesitate to contact us.

 

If you have concern or you just want to talk, please drop us a line. We might not respond right away, but we WILL get back to you.

Support

Behind the scenes, we work very hard to make sure your experience with the content provided on XXXotics.com and the products we offer for sale meet your expectations. Our care and attention to detail is best expressed in the types of services we offer the XXXotics.com.

 

BTW, if you have an issue, all you have to do is bring the matter to our attention and we’ll take it from there.

eCommerce

Just because we’re an online shopping site doesn’t mean we don’t take our jobs seriously. In fact, we strongly believe we have a duty and obligation to assist our customers in making informed decisions, even if it means, after reading some of the  information referenced in our blogs, you choose to shop elsewhere.

 

At the end of the day, it is our humble opinion, if you benefit, so do we.

and just WHO are we?

XXX’s

To make the claim that “X,” the 24th letter of the alphabet, stands head and shoulders above other concepts and symbols, neither inflates or underestimates it’s impact. The symbol of X has been used in so many fields, it is hard to keep track of where, when and how. Little wonder that we adopted the use of the letter “X” for our own purposes.

The symbol “X” has been used to denote rejection, errors, cancellations and mistakes. As a placeholder for “that which cannot be named,” the letter “X” suggests something that is evil, mysterious, unknown or vague. OTOH, “X” is also used to label things, persons, and places.

In the English language, a series of “X’s and O’s” signifies hugs and kisses. Rumor has it, originally the use of > (greater than) and < (less than) were used to indicate “two people standing to exchange a kiss.” Eventually, the designation of “a kiss on paper” morphed into a triple X. In recent times, the use of three X’s-in-a-row acts as a warning to signal the presence of sexually explicit material, most notably, pornography and erotica.

As for where XXXotics.com sits on this spectrum, we believe it’s somewhere in the middle. Not too hot and not too cold. However, we’ll let you be the judge.

In Pursuit of . . . O’s

The ultimate “O,” but not just any old O.

We’re looking for dirty, raunchy, mouth-watering, eye-popping, bigass O’s . . .

Here’s what you’ll discover when you check us out.

We are:

  • a wee bit Obscene. What is and isn’t acceptable depends on prevailing norms. It’s a delicate balance, but we do our best to respect community standards and should you find something offensive, please bring it to our attention and we’ll do our best to figure out a way to make it less so, assuming we can.
  • stubbornly Objective. We try not to pigeon-hole or prejudge what is desirable, especially in this era of sexual fluidity. Lest we forget, one person’s pain is another person’s pleasure.
  • unabashedly Open. Meaning? We tell it like it is. Don’t like in-your-face explicit, we suggest, for your own peace of mind, you click or swipe elsewhere.
  • obsessively Orgasmic. OMG. Need we say more; and
  • working towards Outstanding. That’s the ultimate “O” we are striving for.

Toys to Tempt, Tease, enTrap

In this day and age when gender expression is a sliding scale and sexuality-—as in, strictly female-female, female-male, male-male—is falling victim to the onslaught of technical- and bio-wunderkinds who are bound and determined to script and reshape our lives. In their not so humble wisdom, we will voluntarily act out our fantasies in a AI-contrived cocoon, called the metaverse. Assuming that is, Zuck, and his ilk, open the floodgates and allow more benign activities like living, loving and lusting instead of the more lucrative hounding, harranguing and harrassing.

BTW, as an aside, it galls us when we consider that the selling of high risk products like sex toys are verboten on private (read: walled-off) platforms whereas it’s laissez-faire, no questions asked, and anything goes when it comes to bot-generated deception, misrepresentation, racism and hate speech.

As is, we have set up our own website and by doing so, it has enabled us to enact polices and practices that favor real people over the bottom line. And although we are unable to offer a gazillion dildos (we don’t have the juice to do it), the limited stock we do provide has been hand-selected in order to satisfy most desires. And if you can’t find what you are looking for, all you gotta do is ask. We are here to help you satisfy your innermost needs, wants and cravings.

In, ALL In

To say that we are committed sorely understates the lengths to which we are willing to go to make sure you’re part of the “IN” crowd when you visit, participate, read, join and shop @ XXXotics.com.

In fact, we monitor and keep a close watch on:

  • announcements regarding new INVENTIONS related to sex (solo or otherwise) and the emergence of new materials, designs and formulations.
  • the appearance in the marketplace of INNOVATIVE sex toys and product lines that enliven, heighten and embolden our sexuality.
  • the sharing of stories and anecdotes that INSPIRE experimentation and the pushing of boundaries.
  • the use of INGENUITY to develop unforseen usages that go beyond convention and/or the intended purpose(s) of said device or technique.
  • the news of the day to keep our readers INFORMED and better equipped to realize their full potential, sexually-speaking, that is. And last, but not least,
  • better ways to ensure INTIMACY, whether it involves the use of friction-free accessories (i.e., everything from lubricants to hygiene and sanitation devices) or the use of clichéd tried-and-trues that have stood the test of time such as sexy lingerie, pheromones, edibles, etc.

What are you waiting for? If you haven’t done so already, become a member today!

Content – Content – Content

At XXXotics.com, we believe in showing our gratitude and we do that, in part, by giving back. Small ways to be sure, but in the aggregate, we hope that all of our efforts add up to a whole lot of appreciation for what we do and to whom we serve.

One of the ways we are trying to benefit our friends and visitors is by offering a one-stop shop for a wide range of old (classics) and up-to-date (just released) information on the state-of-the-art regarding sex toys and their impact on our lives, regardless of how it is expressed: as self-pleasuring solonauts, in the company of, and in cooperation with, a significant other, or as part of a wide-ranging search to discover the “you” that is real, ready and raring to go.

For that reason, we have adopted a hands-on approach to content creation. Besides articles and reviews we create in-house, our blog, Triple X Sploits, features the following on regular basis: a periodic roundup of RSS feeds; lists of the best of the bests and the presentation of ICYMI’s, game changers, new arrivals and featured products.

In addition, we shine a spotlight on product reviews written and produced by some of the leading people in the field: everything from pros vs cons; META analyses and scoreboarding; stand-alone and ad hoc reviews to the big reveal (unboxing, unveiling and undoing), demos and how-to’s, etc.

SYNERGY: it’s not just the sex—though no one’s denying it’s our raison d’être

At XXXotics.com we operate from the premise that together, as a group of like-minded individuals, we are stronger and better able to confront and solve the problems we face; whereas, as single agents—left to our own devices—we are less so. And don’t get us wrong, we are totally in favour of solo activities such as fapping, reading, meditating, but only as a means to enrich the soul, revive the creative juices and administer much needed, given the pace of our hectic and unpredictable life styles, self-care.

Provided we understand, that being on our own is not our preferred, much less, natural disposition. Our penchant to join groups and exhibit tribalism is hardwired in our DNA. In fact, we believe the emphasis on extreme individualism and avoiding collaboration and cooperation will be severely challenged in the months and years ahead.

We thrive in communities based on mutual trust and respect. We act on our own, and others’ best interest, when we share a common goal and appeal to our higher natures. Therefore, it is on this basis we’ve set up XXXotics.com where the whole (owners, associates, suppliers, customers and fans) is greater than the sum of the parts (viz, toys, lubes and blowjobs). But like it or not, it’s a balancing act. You can’t have one without the other or the yin without the yang.

XXXotics

aspires to be more than an online website that happens to sell sex toys.

Trust us, if you are willing to do a bit of digging, you’ll discover that there are a lot of very reputable shops/blogs out there that have a more to offer and at cheaper prices.

So what do we have that they don’t? A burning desire to serve. A commitment to integrity. A willingness to forgo short-term profits in favor of long-term gains. Above all, we are a small, entrepreneurial team looking to make a difference and without hesitation, we freely admit, we want to be:

  • your go-to destination for all things sex-related.
  • the number one source you trust above all others.
  • your first choice when performing due diligence.
  • a no-brainer when deciding to purchase your first/next sex toy; and finally,
  • your auto-response when offering/seeking advice on sex ed and where to find it.

It sounds like a tall order but we are confident that with your help and feedback, we can meet, if not surpass, our goals.

XXX’s

To make the claim that “X,” the 24th letter of the alphabet, stands head and shoulders above other concepts and symbols, neither inflates or underestimates it’s impact. The symbol of X has been used in so many fields, it is hard to keep track of where, when and how. Little wonder that we adopted the use of the letter “X” for our own purposes.

The symbol “X” has been used to denote rejection, errors, cancellations and mistakes. As a placeholder for “that which cannot be named,” the letter “X” suggests that something that is evil, mysterious, unknown or vague. OTOH, “X” is also used to label things, persons, and places.

In the English language, a series of “X’s and O’s” signifies hugs and kisses. Rumor has it, originally the use of > (greater than) and < (less than) were used to indicate “two people standing to exchange a kiss.” Eventually, the designation of “a kiss on paper” morphed into a triple X. In recent times, the use of three X’s-in-a-row acts as a warning to signal the presence of sexually explicit material, most notably, pornography and erotica.

As for where XXXotics.com sits on this spectrum, we believe it’s somewhere in the middle. Not too hot and not too cold. However, we’ll let you be the judge.

In Pursuit of . . . O’s

The ultimate “O,” but not just any old O.

We’re looking for dirty, raunchy, mouth-watering, eye-popping, bigass O’s . . .

Here’s what you’ll discover when you check us out.

We are:

  • a wee bit Obscene. What is and isn’t acceptable depends on prevailing norms. It’s a delicate balance, but we do our best to respect community standards and should you find something offensive, please bring it to our attention and we’ll do our best to figure out a way to make it less so, assuming we can.
  • stubbornly Objective. We try not to pigeon-hole or prejudge what is desirable, especially in this era of sexual fluidity. Lest we forget, one person’s pain is another person’s pleasure.
  • unabashedly Open. Meaning? We tell it like it is. Don’t like in-your-face explicit, we suggest, for your own peace of mind, you click or swipe elsewhere.
  • obsessively Orgasmic. OMG. Need we say more; and
  • working towards Outstanding. That’s the ultimate “O” we are striving for.

Toys to Tempt, Tease, enTrap

In this day and age when gender expression is a sliding scale and sexuality-—as in, strictly female-female, female-male, male-male—is falling victim to the onslaught of technical- and bio-wunderkinds who are bound and determined to script and reshape our lives. In their not so humble wisdom, we will voluntarily act out our fantasies in a AI-contrived cocoon, called the metaverse. Assuming that is, Zuck, and his ilk, open the floodgates and allow more benign activities like living, loving and lusting instead of the more lucrative hounding, harranguing and harrassing.

BTW, as an aside, it galls us when we consider that the selling of high risk products like sex toys are verboten on private (read: walled-off) platforms whereas it’s laissez-faire, no questions asked, and anything goes when it comes to bot-generated deception, misrepresentation, racism and hate speech.

As is, we have set up our own website and by doing so, it has enabled us to enact polices and practices that favor real people over the bottom line. And although we are unable to offer a gazillion dildos (we don’t have the juice to do it), the limited stock we do provide has been hand-selected in order to satisfy most desires. And if you can find what you are looking for, all you gotta do is ask. We are here to help you satisfy your innermost needs, wants and cravings.

In, ALL In

To say that we are committed sorely understates the lengths to which we are willing to go to make sure you’re part of the “IN” crowd when you visit, participate, read, join and shop @ XXXotics.com.

In fact, we monitor and keep a close watch on:

  • announcements regarding new INVENTIONS related to sex (solo or otherwise) and the emergence of new materials, designs and formulations.
  • the appearance in the marketplace of INNOVATIVE sex toys and product lines that enliven, heighten and embolden our sexuality.
  • the sharing of stories and anecdotes that INSPIRE experimentation and the pushing of boundaries.
  • the use of INGENUITY to develop unforseen usages that go beyond convention and/or the intended purpose(s) of said device or technique.
  • the news of the day to keep our readers INFORMED and better equipped to realize their full potential, sexually-speaking, that is. And last, but not least,
  • better ways to ensure INTIMACY, whether it involves the use of friction-free accessories (i.e., everything from lubricants to hygiene and sanitation devices) or the use of clichéd tried-and-trues that have stood the test of time such as sexy lingerie, pheromones, edibles, etc.

What are you waiting for? If you haven’t done so already, become a member today!

Content – Content – Content

At XXXotics.com, we believe in showing our gratitude and we do that, in part, by giving back. Small ways to be sure, but in the aggregate, we hope that all of our efforts add up to a whole lot of appreciation for what we do and to whom we serve.

One of the ways we are trying to benefit our friends and visitors is by offering a one-stop shop for a wide range of old (classics) and up-to-date (just released) information on the state-of-the-art regarding sex toys and their impact on our lives, regardless of how it is expressed: as self-pleasuring solonauts, in the company of, and in cooperation with, a significant other, or as part of a wide-ranging search to discover the “you” that is real, ready and raring to go.

For that reason, we have adopted a hands-on approach to content creation. Besides articles and reviews we create in-house, our blog, Triple X Sploits, features the following on regular basis: a periodic roundup of RSS feeds; lists of the best of the bests and the presentation of ICYMI’s, game changers, new arrivals and featured products.

In addition, we shine a spotlight on product reviews written and produced by some of the leading people in the field: everything from pros vs cons; META analyses and scoreboarding; stand-alone and ad hoc reviews to the big reveal (unboxing, unveiling and undoing), demos and how-to’s, etc.

SYNERGY: it’s not just the sex—though no one’s denying it’s our raison d’être

At XXXotics.com we operate from the premise that together, as a group of like-minded individuals, we are stronger and better able to confront and solve the problems we face; whereas, as single agents—left to our own devices—we are less so. And don’t get us wrong, we are totally in favour of solo activities such as fapping, reading, meditating, but only as a means to enrich the soul, revive the creative juices and administer much needed, given the pace of our hectic and unpredictable life styles, self-care.

Provided we understand, that being on our own is not our preferred, much less, natural disposition. Our penchant to join groups and exhibit tribalism is hardwired in our DNA. In fact, we believe the emphasis on extreme individualism and avoiding collaboration and cooperation will be severely challenged in the months and years ahead.

We thrive in communities based on mutual trust and respect. We act on our own, and others’ best interest, when we share a common goal and appeal to our higher natures. Therefore, it is on this basis we’ve set up XXXotics.com where the whole (owners, associates, suppliers, customers and fans) is greater than the sum of the parts (viz, toys, lubes and blowjobs). But like it or not, it’s a balancing act. You can’t have one without the other or the yin without the yang.

XXXotics

aspires to be more than an online website that happens to sell sex toys.

Trust us, if you are willing to do a bit of digging, you’ll discover that there are a lot of very reputable shops/blogs out there that have a more to offer and at cheaper prices.

So what do we have that they don’t? A burning desire to serve. A commitment to integrity. A willingness to forgo short-term profits in favor of long-term gains. Above all, we are a small, entrepreneurial team looking to make a difference and without hesitation, we freely admit, we want to be:

  • your go-to destination for all things sex-related.
  • the number one source you trust above all others.
  • your first choice when performing due diligence.
  • a no-brainer when deciding to purchase your first/next sex toy; and finally,
  • your auto-response when offering/seeking advice on sex ed and where to find it.

It sounds like a tall order but we are confident that with your help and feedback, we can meet, if not surpass, our goals.

It’s about GDT that masturbation emerges from the shadows and gets the “show of hands” it deserves.

 

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Credits

The following modifications have been made: 1) filenames have been changed to conform to the XXXotics.com naming convention, 2) icon colors have been modified; 3) file formats have been changed from .jpg/.png to .webp; and 4) some of the files have been graphically enhanced, cropped, and resized.

Bubbles: Pixabay – Alexas_Fotos. Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/photos/soap-bubbles-childhood-iridescent-3517247/ .

Couples: Pixabay – Andrea Altini. Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/photos/boudoir-sexy-woman-girl-attractive-4669606/ .

Cyborg: Pixabay – Stefan Keller. Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/photos/fantasy-biomechanically-2659483/ .

Fapware CTA: Pixabay – JL G (ractapopulous). Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/illustrations/background-art-abstract-watercolor-2723418/ .

Lightbulb: Pixabay – jplenio. Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/photos/light-bulb-bokeh-flame-fire-lights-4793589/ .

Synergy: Pixabay – Gerd Altmann (geralt). Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/photos/system-web-network-connection-2660914/ .

Tic Tac Toe: Pixabay – S. Hermann & F. Richter (pixel2013). Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/photos/tic-tac-toe-heart-game-chalk-love-1777859/ .

XXXotics: Pixabay – Isabel García (bubulina65). Free for commercial use. URL: https://pixabay.com/illustrations/illustration-drawing-naked-1952425/ .